Quote by Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large

Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

Other quotes by Bill Vaughan

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. – Bill Vaughan

Category:
Prosperity
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Im an actor. And I guess Ive done so many movies Ive achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. – Bill Vaughan

Category:
movies
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As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit — and parking as close to the stadium as possible. – Bill Vaughan

Category:
Walking
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Other Quotes from
funny
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If its the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams

Category:
funny

Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

Category:
funny

Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. – Hedy Lamarr

Category:
funny

When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

It is a sign of contraction of the mind when it is content, or of weariness. A spirited mind never stops within itself it is always aspiring and going beyond its strength. – Michel de Montaigne

Category:
strength

When the waves are round me breaking,
As I pace the deck alone,
And my eye in vain is seeking
Some green leaf to rest upon;
What would not I give to wander
Where my old companions dwell?
Absence makes the heart grow fonder,
Isle of Beauty, fare thee well! – John Milton

Category:
Reflection

When you are offended at any mans fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger. – Epictetus

Category:
Anger

Look at Scottish guys wearing kilts – you could look at them and laugh, but the way they carry themselves, how can you? You can wear some of the weirdest things and be cool. If you believe in it, thats what makes it cool. – Andre Benjamin

Category:
cool