Quote by Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large

Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

Other quotes by Bill Vaughan

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a mans lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college. – Bill Vaughan

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Education
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The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. – Bill Vaughan

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Home
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. – Bill Vaughan

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Business
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I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and Im sure Id love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music. – Karen Russell

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Im sorry, if you were right, Id agree with you. – Robin Williams

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funny

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan

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funny

The superfluous, a very necessary thing. – Voltaire

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The most challenging part of being a dad is self-restraint. So often your instinct is to teach and tell. I am constantly reminding myself to listen to them. – Michael Chiklis

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I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we ascribe to luck is not luck at all. Its seizing the day and accepting responsibility for your future. Its seeing what other people dont see And pursuing that vision. – Howard Schultz

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What we know of other peoples only our memory of the moments during which we knew them. – TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

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People

The notion that the public accepts or rejects anything in modern art is merely romantic fiction. The game is completed and the trophies distributed long before the public knows what has happened. – Tom Wolfe

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