Quote by Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large

Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

Other quotes by Bill Vaughan

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. – Bill Vaughan

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Children
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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan

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Smoking
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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. – Bill Vaughan

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Insects
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I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. – Ridley Scott

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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. – George Lopez

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Its funny: Im a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano its been a solitary thing. – Gary Oldman

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Isolation is the sum total of wretchedness to a man. – Thomas Carlyle

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Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. – E. O. Wilson

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The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food. – Cyril Connolly

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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