Quote by Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large

Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

Other quotes by Bill Vaughan

Youth is when youre allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Middle age is when youre forced to. – Bill Vaughan

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Age
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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. – Bill Vaughan

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Prosperity
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As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit — and parking as close to the stadium as possible. – Bill Vaughan

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Walking
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting. – Martha Plimpton

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funny

Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks

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funny

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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funny

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

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funny

Random Quotes

If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. – Yiddish Proverb

Category:
Poverty

The musician – if he be a good one – finds his own perception prompted by the poets perception, and he translates the expression of that perception from the terms of poetry into the terms of music. – John Drinkwater

Category:
Poetry

If global cooling will come soon – scientists will lose trust. – Shigenori Maruyama

Category:
Trust

I have, in some ways, saved characters that have been marginalized by society by playing them – and having them still have dignity and still survive, still get through it. – Jodie Foster

Category:
Society