Quote by Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large

Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

Other quotes by Bill Vaughan

Youth is when youre allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Middle age is when youre forced to. – Bill Vaughan

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Age
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Im an actor. And I guess Ive done so many movies Ive achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. – Bill Vaughan

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movies
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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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funny

Im terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so theyre not funny. I end up saying, Oh, no, Im joking, Im joking. – Anna Torv

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A house needs a grandma in it. – Louisa May Alcott

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Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive. – F. H. Bradley

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Night and morning are making promises to each other which neither will be able to keep. – Richard Shelton

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Even when Im in quite a happy state of mind, I like writing really sad songs. I think a lot of people do. – Ellie Goulding

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sad