Quote by Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large

Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

Other quotes by Bill Vaughan

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a mans lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college. – Bill Vaughan

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Education
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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. – Bill Vaughan

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Prosperity
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Im an actor. And I guess Ive done so many movies Ive achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. – Bill Vaughan

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movies
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Other Quotes from
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I have an inability to enjoy things, but thats why were in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldnt be funny, I guess. – Paul Feig

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funny

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. – Hesiod

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funny

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin

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funny

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. – Don Marquis

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funny

Random Quotes

Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly. – Ambrose Bierce

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Optimism

How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind? – Author Unknown

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Reality

I didnt get my degree at NYU I got it later, they gave me an honourary one. – Jim Jarmusch

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Graduation

Its no good being nice and young and naive. Theres no good in that at all. Youve got to do it all yourself, and youve gotta learn quick. And you cant look for sympathy either. – Johnny Rotten

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Sympathy