Quote by Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large

Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

Other quotes by Bill Vaughan

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he wont take it, but somebody always does. – Bill Vaughan

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Politics
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Youth is when youre allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Middle age is when youre forced to. – Bill Vaughan

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Age
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As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit — and parking as close to the stadium as possible. – Bill Vaughan

Category:
Walking
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Other Quotes from
funny
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if youre funny you will get over all of that. – Wanda Sykes

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funny

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

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funny

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

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funny

Random Quotes

And, of course, in the Philippines there were so many thousands of Americans that were captured by the Japanese and held and who were rescued by Filipino Americans, or Filipinos I should say, and by U.S. troops near the close of the war. – Dana Rohrabacher

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War

I change during the course of a day. I wake and Im one person, and when I go to sleep I know for certain Im somebody else. – Bob Dylan

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Change

I never expect to lose. Even when Im the underdog, I still prepare a victory speech. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Category:
Attitude

You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going. – Author Unknown

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Prom Night