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Quote by Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large

Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

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It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. – Bill Vaughan

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Poverty
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. – Bill Vaughan

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Children
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. – Bill Vaughan

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Business
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another mans, I mean. – Mark Twain

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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funny

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

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funny

I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids. – Katy Perry

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funny

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God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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I have said, with respect to authorization bills, that I do not want the Congress or the country to commit fiscal suicide on the installment plan. – Everett Dirksen

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respect

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. – Jorge Luis Borges

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Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives. – Bertrand Russell

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