Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If youre going to America, bring your own food. - Fran Lebowitz

If youre going to America, bring your own food. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death
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When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury. – Fran Lebowitz

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Sports
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Clothing
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Other Quotes from
Food
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Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it. – Alton Brown

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Food

Its easy to impress me. I dont need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. Im happy. Im satisfied. Im content. – Maria Sharapova

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Food

Food is your bodys fuel. Without fuel, your body wants to shut down. – Ken Hill

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Food

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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Food

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God created the family to provide the maximum love and support and morality and example that one can imagine. – Jerry Falwell

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Family

The only place Ive felt was really my home is my cabin up north. Theres something in the water there that connects me to that place. Theres also this sense of isolation and loneliness about it that Ive never been able to shake. – Jessica Lange

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Home

An excuse is a skin of a reason stuffed with a lie. – Billy Sunday

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Excuses

I dont get a sense of American pride. I just get a sense that everyone is here, battling the same thing – that around the world everybodys after the same thing, just some minor piece of happiness each day. – Paul Thomas Anderson

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Happiness