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Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If youre going to America, bring your own food. - Fran Lebowitz

If youre going to America, bring your own food. – Fran Lebowitz

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Clothing
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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Food

Im not a Luddite, but Im outside more than Im on my computer. We have a micro-farm – its a step up from a garden. We have a pretty extensive vineyard. We grow about 60 percent of our own food, make our own wine, have chickens for eggs. – Emilio Estevez

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Food

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. – Sophia Loren

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Food

Nobody had ever told me junk food was bad for me. Four years of medical school, and four years of internship and residency, and I never thought anything was wrong with eating sweet rolls and doughnuts, and potatoes, and bread, and sweets. – Robert Atkins

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Food

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Nothing in life means anything unless someone cares, and the whole trick is to keep being that someone. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays. – Cathy Ladman

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If you dont physically age gracefully, its a bit sad. I think Steven Tyler can get away anything, because he still looks like he did in 73. Especially from row Z backwards in an arena. As long as the Stones keep their hair and dont get fat theyll get away with the wrinkles. – Joe Elliott

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Most people are prisoners, thinking only about the future or living in the past. They are not in the present, and the present is where everything begins. – Carlos Santana

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