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Quote by Mark Twain
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (For

My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live. – Mark Twain

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Mental health needs a great deal of attention. Its the final taboo and it needs to be faced and dealt with. – Adam Ant

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