If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain