Quote by Erma Bombeck
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordin

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and days long. – Pope Paul VI

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Music has always been my protection against the world, from a very young age. I feel safe inside of a jam. – Trey Anastasio

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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once youre aboard, theres nothing you can do. – Golda Meir

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Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. – John Adams

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I make a lot of pieces of music that I never release as CDs. – Brian Eno

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New York State is upside down and backwards high taxes and low performance. The New York State government was at one time a national model. Now, unfortunately, its a national disgrace. Sometimes, the corruption in Albany could even make Boss Tweed blush. – Andrew Cuomo

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Worry trades the joy of now for the unlikely catastrophes of later. – Tim Fargo

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Changing my body has given me the ability to do all these amazing things that I never in a million years imagined I could do. – Robin Quivers

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