Quote by Erma Bombeck
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordin

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Nudity
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Other Quotes from
Age
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The mind that is wise mourns less for what age takes away than what it leaves behind. – William Wordsworth

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Age

Id like to talk about free markets. Information in the computer age is the last genuine free market left on earth except those free markets where indigenous people are still surviving. And thats basically becoming limited. – Russell Means

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Age

You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. – Victoria Abril

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Age

At my age, you not only have bittersweet memories, you make bittersweet plans. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Age

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When a man says to me, “I have the intensest love of nature,” at once I know that he has none. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1857

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Environment

I hugged safety close to my chest and kissed risk full on the lips. – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com

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Risk

It was just very interesting to me that certain types of women inspire peoples imagination, and all of them were very difficult women. – Elizabeth Wurtzel

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Nobody wants to hear R&ampB. Its sad. If you want to be on the radio you got to stay young. – Jamie Foxx

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sad