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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordin

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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I wish Id gotten sober at a younger age. – Janice Dickinson

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I dont care about age very much. – Chinua Achebe

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We live in an age of instant knowledge. And theres almost a sense of entitlement to that. – J. J. Abrams

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