Quote by Erma Bombeck
Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked huma

Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Other Quotes from
design
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So the premise of The Submission is that theres an anonymous competition to design a 9/11 memorial and its won by an American Muslim, an architect born and raised in Virginia, and his name is Mohammad Khan. – Amy Waldman

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design

I dont set goals. Like, thats what I want to be doing however many years from now. I do what I love to do at the moment. If I wake up tomorrow and decide I want to dance, thats what Id do. Or design clothes. – Ayumi Hamasaki

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design

I am going to design… a Station after my own fancy that is, with engineering roofs, etc. – Isambard K. Brunel

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design

A jellyfish is little more than a pulsating bell, a tassel of trailing tentacles and a single digestive opening through which it both eats and excretes – as regrettable an example of economy of design as ever was. – Jeffrey Kluger

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design

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Most of our modern portrait painters are doomed to absolute oblivion. They never paint what they see. They paint what the public sees, and the public never sees anything. – Oscar Wilde

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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. – Thomas Jefferson

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A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. – Herbert B. Prochnow

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Dieting