Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
Dont confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other. – Erma Bombeck