Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck