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My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special

My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special “moon salutation.” Then I slammed my chakra shut right in his face. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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Yoga has a sly, clever way of short-circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. – Baxter Bell, quoted in “Worry Thwarts,” Yoga Journal, March 2006

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Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight-or-flight mode. – Melanie Haiken, “Worry Thwarts,” Yoga Journal, March 2006

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I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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