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My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special

My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special “moon salutation.” Then I slammed my chakra shut right in his face. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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The yogi will tell you that you feel and look as young as your spine is elastic. – Richard Hittleman

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