Logo
My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special

My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special “moon salutation.” Then I slammed my chakra shut right in his face. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Yoga
category

Mountain pose teaches us, literally, how to stand on our own two feet…. teaching us to root ourselves into the earth…. Our bodies become a connection between heaven and earth. – Carol Krucoff

Category:
Yoga

What we’re trying to do in yoga is to create a union, and so to deepen a yoga pose is to actually increase the union of the pose, not necessarily put your leg around your head. – Rodney Yee

Category:
Yoga

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. – K. Pattabhi Jois

Category:
Yoga

In our uniquely human capacity of connect movement with breath and spiritual meaning, yoga is born. – Gurmukh Kaur Khalsa

Category:
Yoga

Random Quotes

If we take science as our sole guide, if we accept and hold fast that alone which is verifiable, the old theology must go. – John Burroughs

Category:
alone

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad. – Bob Edwards

Category:
Learning

I suppose every old scholar has had the experience of reading something in a book which was significant to him, but which he could never find again. Sure he is that he read it there; but no one else ever read it, nor can he find it again, though he buy the book and ransack every page. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Category:
Quotations

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. – Maureen Dowd

Category:
Acceptance