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My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special

My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special “moon salutation.” Then I slammed my chakra shut right in his face. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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We are aware of yoga only as a technique to gain physical strength, flexibility, or increased health. And indeed these are potent side effects of the practice. But that is what they are: side effects. To focus on these largely insignificant manifestations is to miss the point entirely. – John McAfee

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A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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Yoga is the fountain of youth. You’re only as young as your spine is flexible. – Bob Harper

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Vogue and Self are putting out the message of yoginis as buff and perfect. If you start doing yoga for those reasons, fine. Most people get beyond that and see that it’s much, much more. – Patricia Walden

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