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My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special

My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special “moon salutation.” Then I slammed my chakra shut right in his face. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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In our uniquely human capacity of connect movement with breath and spiritual meaning, yoga is born. – Gurmukh Kaur Khalsa

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The yogi will tell you that you feel and look as young as your spine is elastic. – Richard Hittleman

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Hatha is the sanctuary for those suffering every type of pain. It is the foundation for those practicing every type of Yoga. – Svatmarama, The Hatha Yoga Pradipika, translated from Sanskrit by Brian Dana Ake

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The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. – Liza Ciano, co-owner & co-director of Yoga Vermont, yogavermont.com

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