Quote by Charlie Sheen
When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alt

When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

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What is a normal childhood? We werent rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldnt save any money. – Charlie Sheen

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dad
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Im sorry, man, but Ive got magic. Ive got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – Im an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. – Charlie Sheen

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Poetry
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I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible. – Charlie Sheen

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Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous nights date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldnt think of looking at another woman. – Marilyn Monroe

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Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, Youre fired! – Donald Trump

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I think the thing we see is that as people are using video games more, they tend to watch passive TV a bit less. And so using the PC for the Internet, playing video games, is starting to cut into the rather unbelievable amount of time people spend watching TV. – Bill Gates

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I wish life was not so short, he thought. languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about. – J. R. R. Tolkien

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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasnt no 24-hour news. – Dick Gregory

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Guilt or innocence becomes irrelevant in the criminal trial as we flounder in a morass of artificial rules poorly conceived and often impossible of application. – Warren Earl Burger

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The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. – Bertrand Russell

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I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority. – Elwyn Brooks White, Essays of E.B. White, 1977

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