When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen
I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. Its a big landfill. – Charlie Sheen
People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, Im gonna hang onto them and theyre gonna fuel my attack. – Charlie Sheen
Were going to shoot one Polaroid per show. Im going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, its worth a fortune. Ill make this a work of magic warlock art. – Charlie Sheen