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When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alt

When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

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Im dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. Its just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I dont have time for these clowns. – Charlie Sheen

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But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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funny
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Im sorry, man, but Ive got magic. Ive got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – Im an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. – Charlie Sheen

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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Ive done everything I wanted to do, even if I have had to pay a very high price – which has been the case most of the time. – Paulo Coelho

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Gay people are the sweetest, kindest, most artistic, warmest and most thoughtful people in the world. And since the beginning of time all theyve ever been is kicked. – Little Richard

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Hide nothing, for time, which sees all and hears all, exposes all. – Sophocles

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