Quote by Charlie Sheen
When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alt

When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

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What is a normal childhood? We werent rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldnt save any money. – Charlie Sheen

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Im dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. Its just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I dont have time for these clowns. – Charlie Sheen

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Time
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I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. Its a big landfill. – Charlie Sheen

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Since time is the one immaterial object which we cannot influence — neither speed up nor slow down, add to nor diminish — it is an imponderably valuable gift. – Maya Angelou

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Silence is as deep as eternity, speech a shallow as time. – Thomas Carlyle

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The pressure on young chefs today is far greater than ever before in terms of social skills, marketing skills, cooking skills, personality and, more importantly, delivering on the plate. So you need to be strong. Physically fit. So my chefs get weighed every time they come into the kitchen. – Gordon Ramsay

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

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Even when you do not feel big hearted, you can give yourself permission to act that way. – Lama Willa Miller

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Democrats can neither control nor predict whether our GOP counterparts are really ready to play chicken with the U.S. economy. But we can assure the American people that our party takes the nations faith and credit seriously. – Peter Welch

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If you are a reliable, honest journalist, sources will open up and trust you and share good information. – Wolf Blitzer

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