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When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alt

When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

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People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, Im gonna hang onto them and theyre gonna fuel my attack. – Charlie Sheen

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Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. – Charlie Sheen

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What is a normal childhood? We werent rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldnt save any money. – Charlie Sheen

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I can mention many moments that were unforgettable and revelatory. But the most single revelatory three minutes was the first time I put on scuba gear and dived on a coral reef. Its just the unbelievable fact that you can move in three dimensions. – David Attenborough

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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