When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen
I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. Im not going 0 for 4. Im not wearing a golden sombrero. – Charlie Sheen