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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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If it is surely the means to the highest end we know, can any work be humble or disgusting? Will it not rather be elevating as a ladder, the means by which we are translated? – Henry David Thoreau

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And it hurts as a player, that you put a lot of hard work in during the week, and at the end of the week, Sunday, when you get on the field, thats when they acknowledge about the hard work that you put in throughout the week. Thats actually a disappointment. – Randy Moss

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Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. – Earl Nightingale

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I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome

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Make friends with the angels, who though invisible are always with you. Often invoke them, constantly praise them, and make good use of their help and assistance in all your temporal and spiritual affairs. – Saint Francis de Sales

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I am a walking piece of art every day, with my dreams and my ambitions forward at all times in an effort to inspire my fans to lead their life in that way. – Lady Gaga

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A good teacher must know the rules; a good pupil, the exceptions. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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I think there has been a great deal of valuable revisionism in womens history. – Antonia Fraser

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