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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Life
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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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dating
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I never did anything worth doing by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident they came by work. – Plato

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work

Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable. – Voltaire

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work

The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more. – Jonas Salk

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work

Another Black Label motto. Thats what I think life is. Its just another bridge to cross. You ask no questions. Whatever work it is you gotta do, you gotta go over it, under it, through it, around it, to do it. – Zakk Wylde

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work

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One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body? – Terri Guillemets

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Of all the public services, education is the one Im most interested in. You get a more dynamic economy, you deal with most social problems, and its morally right. – George Osborne

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