Mitch Hedberg's Quote - If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

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Everyone has a story that makes me stronger. I know that the work I do is important and I enjoy it, but it is nice to hear the feedback of what we do to inspire others. – Richard Simmons

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It is possible to demonstrate Gods existence, although not a priori, yet a posteriori from some work of His more surely known to us. – Thomas Aquinas

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