Quote by Mitch Hedberg
If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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