Mitch Hedberg's Quote - If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable. – Voltaire

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How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant – and if youre gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed? – Rush Limbaugh

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Work is a part of life, not the point of it. – Sean Adams

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A lot of me is very up, and you have to have light and shade. They are both important and you have to be able to balance them. You have to admit that sadness is part of you and that it enriches you. I use it in my work. – Imelda Staunton

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I guess you could say Ive been in my share of violent movies. – Daniel Craig

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The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next. – Matthew Arnold

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One shouldnt talk of halters in the hanged mans house. – Miguel de Cervantes

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Ah, yes, autumn, when the trees blush at the thought of stripping naked in public. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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