Quote by Mitch Hedberg
If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love
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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Dreams
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A man is educated and turned out to work. But a woman is educated and turned out to grass. – Pearl S. Buck

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work

Weve got gays working there. If they can demonstrate long-term relationships, we make same-sex benefits available just as we do with common-law marriages. Gays are productive people. Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries. – Pete Coors

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work

If you start by promising what you dont even have yet, youll lose your desire to work towards getting it. – Paulo Coelho

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work

An idea isnt worth much until a man is found who has the energy and ability to make it work. – William Feather

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work

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To live happily is an inward power of the soul. – Marcus Aurelius

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For my own part, I would rather be in company with a dead man than with an absent one; for if the dead man gives me no pleasure, at least he shows me no contempt; whereas the absent one, silently indeed, but very plainly, tells me that he does not think me worth his attention. – Lord Chesterfield

It has too often been too easy for rulers and governments to incite man to war. – Lester B. Pearson

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A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. – Aristotle

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