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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept constructive criticism. Without one-hundred percent dedication, you wont be able to do this. – Willie Mays

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Im just an individual who doesnt feel that I need to have somebody qualify my work in any particular way. Im working for me. – David Bowie

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Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. – Earl Nightingale

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These days Im mostly familiar with two parts of L.A.: one is movie culture, and the other is Asian culture. The Westside is work, and the Eastside is Chinese – which means my friends. – Ang Lee

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Dispassionate objectivity is itself a passion, for the real and for the truth. – Abraham Maslow

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And this administration and this House leadership have said, quote-unquote, they will stop at nothing to pass this health care bill. And now theyve gotten rid of me and it will pass. You connect the dots. – Eric Massa

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I wont predict anything historic. But nothing is impossible. – Michael Phelps

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Mississippi Mermaid was a very special experience because we only had the dialogues for the scenes we were shooting the night before. – Catherine Deneuve

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