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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Life
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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more. – Jonas Salk

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The world is full of willing people some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. – Robert Frost

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work

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life. – Joseph Brodsky

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work

The theater needs continual reminders that there is nothing more debasing than the work of those who do well what is not worth doing at all. – Gore Vidal

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Plaster thick, some will stick. – Proverb

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work

Your letter of excuses has arrived. I receive the letter but do not admit the excuses except in courtesy, as when a man treads on your toes and begs your pardon — the pardon is granted, but the joint aches, especially if there is a corn upon it. – Lord Byron

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Excuses

The attitude is very important. Because, your behavior radiates how you feel. – Lou Ferrigno

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Women love working together. Thats my experience anyway. – Shirley MacLaine

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