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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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Plan your work for today and every day, then work your plan. – Margaret Thatcher

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So this is the space during tutoring hours. Its very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attention, complete devotion to the students work and a boundless optimism and sort of a possibility of creativity and ideas. – Dave Eggers

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Do not employ handsome servants. – Chinese Proverb

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Nothing is work unless youd rather be doing something else. – George Halas

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Fear is stupid. So are regrets. – Marilyn Monroe

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