Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. – Henry David Thoreau

But the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and grim, begins at once to have its attractions, and becomes a very centre of civilization to you: “Home is home, be it never so homely.” – Henry David Thoreau