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Quote by Garrison Keillor
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, its time to go

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, its time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. – Garrison Keillor

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Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I wont feel so thankful then. – Garrison Keillor

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The way to work with a bully is to take the ball and go home. First time, every time. When theres no ball, theres no game. Bullies hate that. So theyll either behave so they can play with you or theyll go bully someone else. – Seth Godin

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