A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, its time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. – Garrison Keillor
Im not busy… a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldnt think my schedule looked so busy. – Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keillor
It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor
In Afghanistan, there is a plan to build democracy hundreds of thousands of troops are protecting it. There is a plan to rebuild and reconstruct there. But many thousands of Americans die from violence and poverty every year and we dont have a plan for reconstruction at home. – Jesse Jackson