No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular. It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. – Mark Twain
From one casual of mine he picked this sentence. After dinner, the men moved into the living room. I explained to the professor that this was Rosss way of giving the men time to push back their chairs and stand up. There must, as we know, be a comma after every move, made by men, on this earth. – James Thurber
Consider the perverse effect cap and trade has on altruistic actions. Say you decide to buy a small, high-efficiency car. That reduces your emissions, but not your countrys. Instead it allows somebody else to buy a bigger S.U.V. – because the total emissions are set by the cap. – James Hansen