Quote by Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard

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positive
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Id be happy to be taken as a woman – and thats what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasnt going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought Id change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear. – Eddie Izzard

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Change
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard

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Religion
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Other Quotes from
Food
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My very first job was a cashier at Burger King in Tucson, Arizona. And I occasionally worked the drive-thru. Id go wherever I was needed! My second job was at Dairy Queen. I stayed in the fast food royalty. – Kate Walsh

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Food

Junk food drags you down. – Miranda Lambert

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Food

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that. – Alton Brown

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Food

We are not hungry… Why foist this food upon us? We dont want to be choked. We have enough. – Robert Mugabe

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Food

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Education

That which is so universal as death must be a benefit. – Friedrich Schiller

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What is ironic is that Allen Ginsbergs importance was in its twilight for so many years that it took his death to bring it to the front page. He electrified an entire world! – Rita Dove

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Death

In my travels, I also noticed that kids in Thailand like spicy food, and kids in India love curry. Im hoping to introduce my son, Hudson, to lots of veggies and spices when hes young. I say that before hes started on solid foods, so it could be easier in theory than practice! – Curtis Stone

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Food