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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard

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I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too. – Nadia Giosia

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