Quote by Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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Music
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! – Eddie Izzard

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Government
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Food
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And what, Socrates, is the food of the soul? Surely, I said, knowledge is the food of the soul. – Plato

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Food

Whatever Im doing, Im in that moment and Im doing it. The rest of the worlds lost. If Im cooking some food or making soup, I want it to be lovely. If not, whats the point of doing it? – Sade Adu

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Food

Stuffing is my favorite food in the world! I actually have been known to go buy stuffing and make it in the middle of summer. – Emma Roberts

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Food

Its difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isnt available. – Ronald Reagan

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Nobody forgets where he buried the hatchet. – Frank McKinney “Kin” Hubbard, Abe Martin’s Broadcast, 1930

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Thomas Jefferson once said, We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works. And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying. – Ronald Reagan

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Music is what life sounds like. – Eric Olson

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I have so much chaos in my life, its become normal. You become used to it. You have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how you can make things work rather than complain about how theyre wrong. – Tom Welling

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