Quote by Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard

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I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just dont deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or dont even notice that thats the thing. – Eddie Izzard

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funny
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard

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I worked for the Office of Management and Budget in the White House, on nuclear energy policy. But I decided it would be much more fun to have a specialty food store, so I left Washington D.C. and moved to the Hamptons. And how glad I am that I did! – Ina Garten

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From the minute I wake up until I go to bed I think about food. – Helena Christensen

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I dont categorize food as bad or a guilty pleasure. – Rachael Ray

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Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on its delight is murder, and its end is despair. – Friedrich Schiller

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We would like to ease the life of the Palestinians. I prepared a new plan that we call a positive agenda. – Silvan Shalom

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