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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just dont deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or dont even notice that thats the thing. – Eddie Izzard

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