Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain
No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done. – Mark Twain