Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. – Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain