Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want — oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain