The serve was invented so that the net could play. – Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby

The serve was invented so that the net could play. – Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. – Bill Cosby