Quote by Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

Category:
Coffee (or Tea)
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

Category:
Technology
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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

Category:
Humanity
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Other Quotes from
Computers
category

I wish life had an Undo function. – Author Unknown

Category:
Computers

Man-made computers are limited in their performance by finite processing speed and memory. So, too, the cosmic computer is limited in power by its age and the finite speed of light. – Paul Davies

Category:
Computers

We all grew up, our grandmothers and mothers had about three channels to watch, so we watched those soaps and now, a generation has grown up with the Internet and computers and video games. – Jack Wagner

Category:
Computers

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney

Category:
Computers

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Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done. – Louis D. Brandeis

Category:
History

Our actions are the results of our intentions and our intelligence. – E. Stanley Jones

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Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. – Neil Gaiman

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Fairy Tales

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. – Gordon B. Hinckley

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motivational