Quote by Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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Other Quotes from
Computers
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Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic need for education in our society. – Kent Conrad

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Computers

One of the biggest challenges we had in the first decade was not that many people had personal computers. There werent that many people to sell to, and it was hard to identify them. – Steve Case

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Computers

When the first computers started to come in, we tried to digitalize the seismological equipment. – Frank Press

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Computers

If you like overheads, youll love PowerPoint. – Edward Tufte

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Computers

Random Quotes

The reputations of the nineteenth century will one day be quoted to prove its barbarism. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Uses of Great Men” (lecture)

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Civilization

I interviewed survivors, I went to Poland, saw the cities and spent time with the people and spoke to the Jews who had come back to Poland after the war and talked about why they had come back. – Steven Spielberg

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War

Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams — they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do — they all contain truths. – Muhammad Ali

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Religion

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God. – Tammy Faye Bakker

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Education