Logo
Quote by Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Category:
Sports
Author
Dave Barry
Read Quote

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

Category:
Clothing
Author
Dave Barry
Read Quote

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

Category:
Religion
Author
Dave Barry
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Computers
category

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell

Category:
Computers

Weve been working now with computers and education for 30 years, computers in developing countries for 20 years, and trying to make low-cost machines for 10 years. This is not a sudden turn down the road. – Nicholas Negroponte

Category:
Computers

Well, we didnt have our original drummer on our last record. And most of that album was not played as a band in the studio. It was mostly the world of computers and overdubs. There was very few things played live or worked out as a band. – James Iha

Category:
Computers

People are on their computers more than watching TV, because you can only watch voyeur TV, which is basically what reality shows are, for so long. – Stephen Root

Category:
Computers

Random Quotes

Im a hardcore libertarian – I want everything legal – but I also believe that you have the right to free association. – Penn Jillette

Category:
legal

When you start falling for somebody and you cant stop thinking about when youre going to see them again, I love that. Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected. – Orlando Bloom

Category:
Love

I dont think anyone can speculate what will happen with respect to oil prices and gas prices because they are set on the global economy. – Ken Salazar

Category:
respect

Yoga takes us to the present moment, the only place where life exists. – Ellen Brenneman

Category:
Yoga