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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Dave Barry
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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Dave Barry
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Computers
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If the machines can take the drudgery out of it and just leave us with the joy of drawing, then thats the best of both worlds – and Ill use those computers! – Don Bluth

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Computers

In fact, technology has been the story of human progress from as long back as we know. In 100 years people will look back on now and say, That was the Internet Age. And computers will be seen as a mere ingredient to the Internet Age. – Reed Hastings

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Computers

It is an interesting fact that during my tour I was never allowed access to computers, radios, or anything else that I might damage through curiosity, or perhaps something more sinister. – Robert B. Laughlin

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Computers

Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them. – Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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Computers

Random Quotes

The year I was born, 1956, was the peak year for babies being born, and there are more people essentially our age than anybody else. We could crush these new generations if we decided too. – Tom Hanks

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Age

A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman. – Sol Wachtler

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legal

Both dreams and myths are important communications from ourselves to ourselves. If we do not understand the language in which they are written, we miss a great deal of what we know and tell ourselves in those hours when we are not busy manipulating the outside world. – Erich Fromm

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Dreams

I dont have dating tips. – Bill Keller

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dating