Quote by Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Violence
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Computers
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Every ISP is being attacked, maliciously both from in the United States and outside of the United States, by those who want to invade peoples privacy. But more importantly they want to take control of computers, they want to hack them, they want to steal information. – Darrell Issa

Category:
Computers

We can just assume they have much more and powerful, more advanced technology, all the new computers, everything could be much more easier and help them to build much more and many more nuclear weapons. – Mordechai Vanunu

Category:
Computers

After a semester or so, my infatuation with computers burnt out as quickly as it had begun. – Eric Allin Cornell

Category:
Computers

Everyone has this perception that the bloggers, they say horrible things about you and they hide behind their computers where you cant see them. – LWren Scott

Category:
Computers

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