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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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How True!
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Computers
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Kids today are smarter than we ever were. And theyve got computers, too, which is awesome. Theyre scary to me. – David Arquette

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Computers

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. Thats where we come in; were computer professionals. We cause accidents. – Nathaniel Borenstein

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Computers

What boots up must come down. – Author Unknown

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Computers

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. – Anon.

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The combination of hatred and technology is the greatest danger threatening mankind. – Simon Wiesenthal

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Its a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. – Albert Camus

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Money

If a course needs to be in great condition to be played effectively, then the design strategy is flawed. – Tom Watson

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design

Sometimes power is all a person has, so they will protect it even unto their own destruction, for without power they have nothing. – Bryant H. McGill

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power