Quote by Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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Women
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Computers
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Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. – Anon.

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Computers

After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy. – John Pierce

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Computers

Comic books arent nerdy. Youd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy. – Adam Brody

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Computers

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry

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Computers

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Were competing with everything: the beach, the mall, bookstores. Libraries are in a transition right now, caught between two forces, the old ways and technology. Libraries are under a lot of pressure to provide both. – John Callahan

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