Quote by Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

Category:
Violence
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

Category:
Fear
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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Camping
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Other Quotes from
Computers
category

Im looking to evolve the concept of the new renaissance artist, taking the world by storm through the art of public display and demonstration, with technical savvy, using cell phones and computers. – Perry Farrell

Category:
Computers

I use computers for email, staying current with my own website as well as finding important information through other websites. I also use it for creating MP3 files of new music Im working on. – Clint Black

Category:
Computers

But Im so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer speaks to me, but its just so slow, Im so terribly slow using it. – Jack Vance

Category:
Computers

Computers have virtually replaced tape recorders. – Tony Visconti

Category:
Computers

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If we do not lay out ourselves in the service of mankind whom should we serve? – John Adams

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The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. – Adlai Stevenson

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