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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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Women
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Computers
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Learning can take place in the backyard if there is a human being there who cares about the child. Before learning computers, children should learn to read first. They should sit around the dinner table and hear what their parents have to say and think. – Dixie Carter

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Computers

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. – Jean Rostand

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Computers

With our work at Kazaa, we began seeing growing broadband connections and more powerful computers and more streaming multimedia, and we saw that the traditional way of communicating by phone no longer made a lot of sense. – Niklas Zennstrom

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Computers

There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark. – Stephen Hawking

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Computers

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The name Crow was inspired by a number of things. I thought it would be cool to have a robot with sort of a Native American feel to it. – Joel Hodgson

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cool

Im so in control of my life, you shouldnt dislike anything I do-because Im not only in the best place Ive ever been, but it keeps getting better and better. – Drew Barrymore

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best

Technology has not only changed the way people are able to view movies, it has changed the way our industry produces and advertises movies. – Dan Glickman

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Technology

The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men – from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Religion