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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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Art
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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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Other Quotes from
Computers
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You have riches and freedom here but I feel no sense of faith or direction. You have so many computers, why dont you use them in the search for love? – Lech Walesa

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Computers

Kids are finding out about the potential for discovery online from other sources many of them have computers at home, for instance, or their friends have them. – Daniel Greenberg

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Computers

I was afraid of the internet… because I couldnt type. – Jack Welch

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Computers

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. – Jef Raskin

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I believe if we introduced the Lords Prayer here, senators would propose a large number of amendments to it. – Henry Wilson

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Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. – Sophia Loren

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. – W. C. Fields

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