Quote by Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

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Dont try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead. – Jackie Chan

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Silicon Valley is like a person running around in front of a steamroller. You can outrun the steamroller on any given day. But if you ever sit down you get squashed. – Bob Boschert

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Computers

Because I believe that humans are computers, I conjectured that computers, like people, can have left- and right-handed versions. – Philip Emeagwali

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Computers

Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted. – Philip Emeagwali

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