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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when t

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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And my real enemy is not to hold the specimen sterile, but its the lighting. The light is our real enemy. So we have to work with very very poor lighting. But we can increase the light with computers. – Lennart Nilsson

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Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading manuals without the software. – Arthur C. Clarke

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I dont care how big and fast computers are, theyre not as big and fast as the world. – Herbert Simon

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Originally, I was in both software and in online computing. The first innovation really was sort of at that time that were marrying the telephone and the computer so that people wouldnt have to drive to the computer center. We didnt have $1,000 computers. – Sam Wyly

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I just want the same thing Joe Montana got when he was MVP. He got respect. He got commercials. He got everything. – Jerry Rice

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Im not really into gourmet food Im the kind of guy who just stops by a place that looks good rather than heading for the restaurant of the moment. – Lee Child

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Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it. – Emily Dickinson

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In five years time Id like to be a mum. I want to settle down and have a family, definitely sooner rather than later. Id like to have finished my second album too, maybe even my third. Id like a sound that sticks around that other people are inspired by and that people know is me. – Adele

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