The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry