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Quote by Dave Barry
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln

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It has been well said that tea is suggestive of a thousand wants, from which spring the decencies and luxuries of civilization. – Agnes Repplier

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Or to some coffee-house I stray,
For news, the manna of the day,
And from the hipp – Matthew Green

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Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich. – Anon.

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