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Quote by Dave Barry
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Coffee (or Tea)
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It has been well said that tea is suggestive of a thousand wants, from which spring the decencies and luxuries of civilization. – Agnes Repplier

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Coffee (or Tea)

Or to some coffee-house I stray,
For news, the manna of the day,
And from the hipp – Matthew Green

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Coffee (or Tea)

Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, fat. – Alex Levine

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Coffee (or Tea)

Its proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence. – Samuel Johnson

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Coffee (or Tea)

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My mom loved rock n roll. My father hated it. We couldnt play it when he was around. – Patti Smith

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But to sustain a marriage for 50 years, you have to get real a little bit and find someone who is understanding and who you can grow with. My mom always says, Marry the man who loves you a millimeter more. – Ali Larter

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It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power. – Alan Cohen

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A good garden may have some weeds. – Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732

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