A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings