A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world aint lawful tender for a loaf of bread. – Josh Billings
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. – Josh Billings
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. – Josh Billings