A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings

A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings