A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings

A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. – Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings