A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings

A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Its not only the most difficult thing to know ones self, but the most inconvenient. – Josh Billings
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. – Josh Billings