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When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. – Scott Thompson

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In France, everyone speaks French cause they think its cool. Gives em, gives em an excuse to smoke. – Scott Thompson

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I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than Americas and juicier than Britains. I think its a cross between the two of them, really. – Scott Thompson

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Humor
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Its funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. – Satchel Paige

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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler

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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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