When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. – Scott Thompson
In France, everyone speaks French cause they think its cool. Gives em, gives em an excuse to smoke. – Scott Thompson
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor. – Scott Thompson
Education is the knowledge of how to use the whole of oneself. Many men use but one or two faculties out of the score with which they are endowed. A man is educated who knows how to make a tool of every faculty–how to open it, how to keep it sharp, and how to apply it to all practical purposes. – Henry Ward Beecher