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When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. – Scott Thompson

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In France, everyone speaks French cause they think its cool. Gives em, gives em an excuse to smoke. – Scott Thompson

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I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than Americas and juicier than Britains. I think its a cross between the two of them, really. – Scott Thompson

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Humor
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. – George Bernard Shaw

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Its funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. Its like being backstage and hoping you dont trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant. – Ashley Judd

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I dont think Im funny. – Liam Neeson

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