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When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. – Scott Thompson

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In France, everyone speaks French cause they think its cool. Gives em, gives em an excuse to smoke. – Scott Thompson

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