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When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. – Scott Thompson

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When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that its like the picked-on kid who has to become funny. – Scott Thompson

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In France, everyone speaks French cause they think its cool. Gives em, gives em an excuse to smoke. – Scott Thompson

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I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than Americas and juicier than Britains. I think its a cross between the two of them, really. – Scott Thompson

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