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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... Well do whate

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. – Colin Mochrie

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famous
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When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When were improvising, Im with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I dont have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. – Colin Mochrie

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People dont want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. Thats why comedy writers do well – we put out little funny ideas. – Mindy Kaling

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Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and its not offensive, its funny? – Christopher Walken

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Dont remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then youll be disappointed. – Celia Johnson

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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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The illness, and the untimely death of my brothers, has made me conscious of the fact that – rather than just think about it – its crucial that you do today what you want to do. – Robin Gibb

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