Quote by Colin Mochrie
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... Well do whate

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. – Colin Mochrie

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When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When were improvising, Im with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I dont have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. – Colin Mochrie

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Ive been to many funerals of funny people, and theyre some of the funniest days youll ever have, because the emotions run high. – Albert Brooks

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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

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If at first you dont succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. – William Lyon Phelps

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Its simple, if it jiggles, its fat. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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