Quote by Colin Mochrie
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... Well do whate

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

Other quotes by Colin Mochrie

When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When were improvising, Im with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I dont have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. – Colin Mochrie

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Trust
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. – Colin Mochrie

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famous
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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