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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas mornin

Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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It was a splendid summer morning and it seemed as if nothing could go wrong. – John Cheever

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Morning

Early in the morning, I fell in love with the girl that later on became my wife. At that time, we were so naive. I wanted to charm her, so I read her Capital by Marx. I thought somehow she would be convinced by the strength of his criticism about capital. – Shimon Peres

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Morning

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

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Morning

Because my parents, growing up, they worked hard. Everyone in my family woke up early in the morning. I used to see my mother and my father go off to work, and come back and, no matter what, they had time for the kids. – Herschel Walker

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Morning

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So Id be quite happy to have a three-hour Lincoln-Douglas-style debate with Barack Obama. Id let him use a teleprompter. Ill just rely on knowledge. Well do fine. – Newt Gingrich

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If youre asking your kids to exercise, then you better do it, too. Practice what you preach. – Bruce Jenner

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Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. – Iara Gassen

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Im a very brave person. I can go to North Vietnam, I can challenge my government, but I cant challenge the man Im with if means Im going to end up alone. – Jane Fonda

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