Quote by Erma Bombeck
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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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But, you know, they dont enjoy the dinner hour together. Its just not as much of a ritual at night and its interesting. I think the ritual is taking place perhaps more in the morning. – Katie Couric

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Morning

When Andrew went with the girls, we were talking all morning and he was saying, Its okay. Just remember we had such a good day. Our wedding was so perfect. Because were such a unit together. He made me feel very part of the day on April the 29th. – Sarah Ferguson

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Morning

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Morning

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55. – Bob Dole

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Morning

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I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say. A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you. – Roy Orbison

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Fires cant be made with dead embers, nor can enthusiasm be stirred by spiritless men. Enthusiasm in our daily work lightens effort and turns even labor into pleasant tasks. – James A. Baldwin

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Men

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas. – George Bernard Shaw

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Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven. – Tryon Edwards

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Goodbye