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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas mornin

Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Comedy
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Erma Bombeck
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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Vacations
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Erma Bombeck
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Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Youth
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Erma Bombeck
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When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die. – Lee Trevino

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We dont watch the film anymore because weve seen it so many times, so well introduce it, walk out and well come back in right about when I wake up in the morning and walk over to the shop and everythings changed. – Simon Pegg

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Morning

You come before me this morning with clean hands and clean collars. I want you to have clean tongues, clean manners, clean morals and clean characters. – John Burns

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Morning

This morning in the Washington Post there was a statistic about how 85% of Americans are Christians. – Sally Quinn

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It is as painful perhaps to be awakened from a vision as to be born. – James Augustine

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