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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas mornin

Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Medical
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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Age
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You lie awake at 3 in the morning thinking of story ideas. Youre online at 8 a.m. on a Sunday or midnight on a Wednesday. Its a job that you never push aside. – James Daly

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Secretary of State Colin Powell, thank you so much, as always, for joining us this morning. – Hannah Storm

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But to the slave mother New Years day comes laden with peculiar sorrows. She sits on her cold cabin floor, watching the children who may all be torn from her the next morning and often does she wish that she and they might die before the day dawns. – Harriet Ann Jacobs

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Morning

I get up every morning and its going to be a great day. You never know when its going to be over so I refuse to have a bad day. – Paul Henderson

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Im in that comfortable niche where Im not that famous and sometimes people do need to put a barrier between them and their followers. When youre real famous you need to do that but Im not that famous so I dont need that kind of barrier. – Tony Levin

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The purpose of population is not ultimately peopling earth. It is to fill heaven. – Graham D. Leonard

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If there be no enemy theres no fight. If no fight, no victory and if no victory there is no crown. – Thomas Carlyle

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Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them. – Neil deGrasse Tyson, 2014

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