Quote by Erma Bombeck
Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas mornin

Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Medical
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Running
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I was the type of guy that used to get up in the morning and go out and just out run everybody on the field without stretching or warming up or anything. – Bo Jackson

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I had three children while doing a show, as demanding as Good Morning America, so this is – you know, its almost like Im less daunted about motherhood, and parenting at this point in time. And I think Im just much more fit and healthy than I was 20-years-ago. – Joan Lunden

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There would be a lot more optimists if it weren’t for the rise-and-shine requirement. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I have been wounded like this since about half past eight this morning and I will tell you how it happened. – Francesco Borromini

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Morning

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Were not arrogant, we just believe were the best band in the world. – Noel Gallagher

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Once you are labeled the best you want to stay up there, and you cant do it by loafing around. – Larry Bird

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I dont want expensive gifts; I dont want to be bought. I have everything I want. I just want someone to be there for me, to make me feel safe and secure. – Princess of Wales Diana

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So I think you have to marry for the right reasons, and marry the right person. – Anne Bancroft

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