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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas mornin

Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Ill always remember when I bumped into Good Morning Americas Robin Roberts on a flight to my mothers funeral in 1994, and how kind she was during that difficult time. – Gayle King

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On that Sunday morning the first thing that impressed the people who approached the tomb was the unusual position of the one and a half to two ton stone that had been lodged in front of the doorway. – Josh McDowell

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Morning

As soon as I began, it seemed impossible to write fast enough – I wrote faster than I would write a letter – two thousand to three thousand words in a morning, and I cannot help it. – Helen Hunt Jackson

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Morning

I did that for 40 years or more. I never had any writers block. I got up in the morning, sat down at the typewriter – now, computer – lit up a cigarette. – Frederik Pohl

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Morning

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Skydivers are people who enjoy falling down. – Allen Roulston

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I can design a collection in a day and I always do, cause Ive always got a load of Italians on my back, moaning that its late. – Alexander McQueen

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There are a lot of impractical things about owning a Porsche. But theyre all offset by the driving experience. It really is unique. Lamborghinis and Ferraris come close. And they are more powerful, but they dont handle like a Porsche. – Kevin OLeary

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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. – Alexander Pope

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