My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. – Gene Perret Category: Grandparents
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret Category: Grandparents
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. – Henry Youngman Category: Grandparents
What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! – Israel Zangwill, Dreamers of the Ghetto, “From a Mattress Grave,” 1897, spoken b Category: Medical
Women have no sympathy and my experience of women is almost as large as Europe. – Florence Nightingale Category: Experience
