Quote by Russell Baker
What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises. – Russell Baker

Other quotes by Russell Baker

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. – Russell Baker

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car
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Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through OHare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it. – Russell Baker

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Poetry
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In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to ones beloved. – Russell Baker

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Age
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Other Quotes from
Home
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The home is the chief school of human virtues. – William Ellery Channing

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Home

Think youre escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home. – James Joyce

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Home

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman

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Home

I have two homes in Malibu, a home in Canada that Im building, and I just love pouring my heart out into this part of my life. – Pamela Anderson

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Home

Random Quotes

Money doesnt make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Money

We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap. – Kurt Vonnegut,Jr.

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Environment

But you see, thats the gilded prison of fashion. Were riding in private jets, and meantime I was so incredibly, painfully sad and lonely. – Janice Dickinson

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sad

The only success worth ones powder was success in the line of ones idiosyncrasy… what was talent but the art of being completely whatever one happened to be? – Henry James

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Success