Quote by Russell Baker
What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises. – Russell Baker

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A day spent praising the earth and lamenting mans pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul. – Russell Baker

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History
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that dont work, those that break down and those that get lost. – Russell Baker

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The best discussion of trouble in boardroom and business office is found in newspapers own financial pages and speeches by journalists in management jobs. – Russell Baker

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Business
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Other Quotes from
Home
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The thing is, I have a zillion apps, and Im always looking for the perfect arrangement for them, so scrambling my home screen is part of that eternal quest. – Susan Orlean

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Home

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home. – E. W. Howe

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Home

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there. – Clare Boothe Luce

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Home

It is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad. – James Madison

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Home

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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce

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