Quote by Dave Barry
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Clothing
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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Ive been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so its pretty equal. I dont know why that is. Its been the same thing for a while. Its hard for female comedians to stand out. Thats weird. Thats a shame. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Women

There are only two types of women – goddesses and doormats. – Pablo Picasso

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Silence is an ornament for women. – Sophocles

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I think older women still have a full life. – Betty White

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Whats the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadnt. – Steven Patrick Morrissey

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Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether its greedy or loving. – Dan Millman

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