Quote by David Sedaris
When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one

When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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Truth
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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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Humor
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I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions… the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast. – Colin Firth

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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. – Virginia Woolf

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There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge, London Times, 1984 January 3rd

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Humor

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I get caught up in my bubble of reading, writing, or music. – Antonio Banderas

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