Quote by David Sedaris
When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one

When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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Truth
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Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors. – Bill Forsyth

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Humor

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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Humor

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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Humor

Humor is healing. – Brad Garrett

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Technology has become as ubiquitous as the air we breathe, so we are no longer conscious of its presence. – Godfrey Reggio

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Defect-free software does not exist. – Wietse Venema

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