Quote by David Sedaris
When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one

When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor. – Damon Wayans

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My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor. – Manuel Puig

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Im not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor. – Anjelica Huston

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But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it. – Seth Grahame-Smith

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