Quote by Dave Barry
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Parents
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Travel
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Im such a girl for the living room. I really like to stay in my nest and not move. I travel in my mind, and that thats a rigorous state of journeying for me. My body isnt that interested in moving from place to place. – Bell Hooks

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Travel

You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure. – Margaret Thatcher

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Travel

Theres no need to travel further. The Los Angeles area is big enough for us. – Marvin Davis

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Travel

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. – Elizabeth Drew

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Travel

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The Deep South has a completely different history, both good and bad, that is fascinating for everybody. It makes people work together who usually dont, and that sounds like a cliche in so many ways, but it actually happened… and it happened because of a beautiful idea. – Genevieve Gorder

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Responsibilities are given to him on whom trust rests. Responsibility is always a sign of trust. – James Cash Penney

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To hunger for use and to go unused is the worst hunger of all. – Lyndon B. Johnson