Quote by Dave Barry
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Technology
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Travel
category

For many years, it seemed as if nothing changed in Norway. You could leave the country for three months, travel the world, through coups detat, assassinations, famines, massacres and tsunamis, and come home to find that the only new thing in the newspapers was the crossword puzzle. – Jo Nesbo

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Travel

At American Airlines, we have built a business around the love of travel that has lasted three quarters of a century. And Im pretty sure were just getting started. – Gerard Arpey

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Travel

The growth of Stewart Airport creates new jobs for area residents, brings new business and new travelers to the region, and brings new convenient travel options to those of us living in the Hudson Valley. – Sue Kelly

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Travel

Why, Id like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. – Aristophanes

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Travel

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I like to encourage people to realize that any action is a good action if its proactive and there is positive intent behind it. – Michael J. Fox

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positive

Im a dreadful romantic. No matter what I go through in life, I want to fall in love with a man. – Rachel Hunter

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