Quote by Dave Barry
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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I really have to dance more often, and so I travel around. If I dont, I will crumble. – Rudolf Nureyev

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But you can travel on for ten thousand miles, and still stay where you are. – Harry Chapin

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Time travel may be achieved one day, or it may not. But if it is, it should not require any fundamental change in world-view, at least for those who broadly share the world view I am presenting in this book. – David Deutsch

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As far as my favorite sites, I do a lot of mundane stuff on line because I travel so much. – Bruce Campbell

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Gardeners learn by trowel and error. – Gardening Saying

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A Conservative government is an organised hypocrisy. – Benjamin Disraeli, 1845

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It is much more difficult to measure nonperformance than performance. – Harold S. Geneen

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My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with. – Oprah Winfrey

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