Quote by Dave Barry
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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Let me be a free man – free to travel, free to stop, free to work. – Chief Joseph

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Travel

If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class. – Ray Floyd

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Time travel may be achieved one day, or it may not. But if it is, it should not require any fundamental change in world-view, at least for those who broadly share the world view I am presenting in this book. – David Deutsch

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Travel

When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. – Susan Heller

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An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. – Don Marquis

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Now the standard cure for one who is sunk is to consider those in actual destitution or physical suffering – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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