Quote by Dave Barry
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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My ideal travel companions are my family. – Pharrell Williams

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Air travel is the safest form of travel aside from walking even then, the chances of being hit by a public bus at 30,000 feet are remarkably slim. I also have no problem with confined spaces. Or heights. What I am afraid of is speed. – Sloane Crosley

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Local economies are suffering as people spend more on fuel and less on consumer goods and travel. – Dan Lipinski

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I hope that Ill be hot for a long time so I can make a lot of money, I can retire early, and just travel. Hopefully that will happen. – Kristin Cavallari

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An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger. – Confucius

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One travels to run away from routine, that dreadful routine that kills all imagination and all our capacity for enthusiasm. – Ella Maillart

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