Quote by Dave Barry
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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Women
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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Travel
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I always enjoyed politics. I worked at the White House recently, primarily for the First Lady. Because of my experience running my travel agency, I was in charge of the files she kept on the Travel Office. – Joseph Force Crater

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Travel

I usually just have one cat. It is difficult, but I have my one cat that hell travel with me if its appropriate, if Im not going overseas. – Gina Gershon

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Travel

By the time Im 40, interplanetary travel will be common. Nobody will want to talk to me at that age, anyway. – Ace Frehley

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Travel

I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags. – Guy Clark

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Travel

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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed — they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? — the cuckoo clock. – Graham Greene and Orson Wells, The Third Man

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Goals

I dont think I even knew how big we were at the time. It was mad. I gained a lot through East 17 and Im grateful for being able to have that experience. – Brian Harvey

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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney

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In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime. – Abdul Kalam

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Death