Quote by Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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We usually get what we anticipate. – Claude M. Bristol

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Life… It tends to respond to our outlook, to shape itself to meet our expectations. – Richard M. DeVos

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For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much — if he lives and uses that in hand day by day — shall be full to running over. – Edgar Cayce

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Expect victory and you make victory. – Preston Bradley

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