Quote by Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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I would not anticipate the relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any misery, before it actually arrives. – Anon.

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What we anticipate seldom occurs, what we least expected generally happens. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Dont cross the bridge till you come to it. – Proverb

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For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much — if he lives and uses that in hand day by day — shall be full to running over. – Edgar Cayce

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. – Joseph Heller

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Virginia is the absolute leader in homeland security and defense and information technology. – Mark Warner

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