What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen