What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen
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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen
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