Quote by Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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God
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen

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Failure
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Expectation
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Expect your every need to be met. Expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level… – Eileen Caddy

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Expectation

Life… It tends to respond to our outlook, to shape itself to meet our expectations. – Richard M. DeVos

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Expectation

Good is not good, when better is expected. – Thomas Fuller

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Expectation

For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much — if he lives and uses that in hand day by day — shall be full to running over. – Edgar Cayce

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Expectation

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When it seems that something can’t be done, start it, and see if the rest of it can be done. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Action

But courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility. – Erwin Rommel

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Courage

Politics is a profession a serious, complicated and, in its true sense, a noble one. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Politics

My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by the motto, Today is what I have. – Amber Heard

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car