Quote by Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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One gift creates appreciation, many gifts create expectation. – Tony Bright

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How much of human life is lost in waiting. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Life… It tends to respond to our outlook, to shape itself to meet our expectations. – Richard M. DeVos

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For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much — if he lives and uses that in hand day by day — shall be full to running over. – Edgar Cayce

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A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. – Charles Gordy

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Instead of going to college, I spent my time out on the road learning how to be a better musician. – Miranda Lambert

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Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen. – George Jean Nathan

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Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps, down new roads, armed with nothing but their own vision. – Ayn Rand

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