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Quote by Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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Punishment
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Woody Allen
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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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funny
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Woody Allen
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Other Quotes from
Expectation
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What we anticipate seldom occurs, what we least expected generally happens. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Expectation

Expect your every need to be met. Expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level… – Eileen Caddy

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Expectation

Nobody succeeds beyond his or her wildest expectations unless he or she begins with some wild expectations. – Ralph Charell

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Expectation

Nothing sets a person up more than having something turn out just the way its supposed to be, like falling into a Swiss snowdrift and seeing a big dog come up with a little cask of brandy round its neck. – Claud Cockburn

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Expectation

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Music when healthy, is the teacher of perfect order, and when depraved, the teacher of perfect disorder. – John Ruskin

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Music

He who does not accept and respect those who want to reject life does not truly accept and respect life itself. – Thomas Szasz

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respect

Religion has not civilized man, man has civilized religion. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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Religion

I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit. – Khalil Gibran

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Love