What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen