What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen