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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Right now its only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. – Woody Allen

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Money
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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Trees
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In order to win, you must expect to win. – Richard Bach

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Expectation

Good is not good, when better is expected. – Thomas Fuller

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Dont count your chickens before they are hatched. – Aesop

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Nothing sets a person up more than having something turn out just the way its supposed to be, like falling into a Swiss snowdrift and seeing a big dog come up with a little cask of brandy round its neck. – Claud Cockburn

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What does love look like? It has the hands to help others. It has the feet to hasten to the poor and needy. It has eyes to see misery and want. It has the ears to hear the sighs and sorrows of men. That is what love looks like. – Saint Augustine

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Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition. – Jacques Barzun

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Teacher Appreciation

The principle that certain sins should not receive the Churchs testimony of forgiveness was probably no novelty at all, but had been applied in various churches perhaps, however, with no strict consistency. – Robert Rainy

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Forgiveness

I used to hear about guys who played saying how difficult it is getting up in the morning, and now Im experiencing it those same effects. – Terrell Davis

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Morning