What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen