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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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Dieting
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Woody Allen
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I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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Death
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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If you expect nothing, youre apt to be surprised. Youll get it. – Malcolm Stevenson Forbes

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How much of human life is lost in waiting. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Expectation

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. – George Eliot

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Expectation

Expect victory and you make victory. – Preston Bradley

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Expectation

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With this humble instrumentality did it please Providence to prepare the theatre for those events by which a new dispensation of liberty was to be communicated to man. – Edward Everett

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I think all television has to be about relationships and I dont think horror for the sake of it can work unless youre able to ground it in some kind of relationship. – Rachael Taylor

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Action will remove the doubts that theory cannot solve. – Tehyi Hsieh (1884–1972)

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