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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Trees
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Death
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Dont cross the bridge till you come to it. – Proverb

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Everything comes if a man will only wait. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Life… It tends to respond to our outlook, to shape itself to meet our expectations. – Richard M. DeVos

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Nothing sets a person up more than having something turn out just the way its supposed to be, like falling into a Swiss snowdrift and seeing a big dog come up with a little cask of brandy round its neck. – Claud Cockburn

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I was raised Catholic, but my fathers people were Methodist, so we went to both churches. – Aaron Neville

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Oh man. If I had magic powers… I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear. – Nick Stahl

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Reading is more of a left-brain process, and listening to music is a right-brain function. – Maynard James Keenan

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I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. – Moon Unit Zappa

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amazing