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Quote by Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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Sex
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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Home
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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Death
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Good is not good, when better is expected. – Thomas Fuller

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Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. – George Eliot

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Dont count your chickens before they are hatched. – Aesop

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For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much — if he lives and uses that in hand day by day — shall be full to running over. – Edgar Cayce

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An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. – William Bernbach

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Perspective

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. – Voltaire

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I have a piece of great and sad news to tell you: I am dead. – Jean Cocteau

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Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes hes important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill OReilly, except shorter and Jewish. – Denis Leary

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funny