What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen