What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
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