Quote by Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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God
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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Expect your every need to be met. Expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level… – Eileen Caddy

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Dont count your chickens before they are hatched. – Aesop

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If you expect nothing, youre apt to be surprised. Youll get it. – Malcolm Stevenson Forbes

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Everything comes if a man will only wait. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Marriage hasnt been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out! – Ben Affleck

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You have to first be a writer and somebody who loves to write. If I couldnt travel, I would still write. – Tim Cahill

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Let them eat cake. – Marie Antoinette

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Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear. – Albert Camus

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