Quote by Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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Sex
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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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Dreams
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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Maturity
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Life… It tends to respond to our outlook, to shape itself to meet our expectations. – Richard M. DeVos

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Expectation

I would not anticipate the relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any misery, before it actually arrives. – Anon.

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Expectation

Expect your every need to be met. Expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level… – Eileen Caddy

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Everything comes if a man will only wait. – Benjamin Disraeli

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The only cure for contempt is counter-contempt. – H. L. Mencken

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Government help to business is just as disastrous as government persecution… the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off. – Ayn Rand

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Business

I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get. – Richard M. Nixon

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cool

Nothing is more expensive than a missed opportunity. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Opportunity