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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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Singing
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

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Experience
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If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

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Risk
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Good is not good, when better is expected. – Thomas Fuller

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Expectation

Nothing sets a person up more than having something turn out just the way its supposed to be, like falling into a Swiss snowdrift and seeing a big dog come up with a little cask of brandy round its neck. – Claud Cockburn

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Expectation

I would not anticipate the relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any misery, before it actually arrives. – Anon.

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Expectation

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. – George Eliot

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Expectation

Random Quotes

Tell the truth and shame the devil. – Francois Rabelais

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Truth

Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him. – Booker T. Washington

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Trust

The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once. – Rene Descartes

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Time

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. – Franklin D. Roosevelt, radio speech, 26 October 1939

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Presidents Day