Quote by Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Maturity
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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If you expect nothing, youre apt to be surprised. Youll get it. – Malcolm Stevenson Forbes

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What we anticipate seldom occurs, what we least expected generally happens. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Expectation

Life… It tends to respond to our outlook, to shape itself to meet our expectations. – Richard M. DeVos

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In order to win, you must expect to win. – Richard Bach

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These men ask for just the same thing, fairness, and fairness only. This, so far as in my power, they, and all others, shall have. – Abraham Lincoln

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Its always good to be underestimated. – Donald Trump

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I want to be able to look back and say, Ive done everything I can, and I was successful. I dont want to look back and say I should have done this or that. Id like to change things for the younger generation of swimmers coming along. – Michael Phelps

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