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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen

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Failure
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Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation. – Charlotte Bronte

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Expectation

Everything comes if a man will only wait. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Expectation

How much of human life is lost in waiting. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Expectation

Expect your every need to be met. Expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level… – Eileen Caddy

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Expectation

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Im turning into a stricter dad. – David Duchovny

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I have the ordinary experience of being anonymous when Im in an airplane talking to air-traffic control, and they dont know who theyre talking to. I have a lot of common experiences. – Harrison Ford

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Experience

Does breast milk come in chocolate? – Author Unknown

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Breastfeeding

A moment comes, which comes but rarely in history, when we step out from the old to the new when an age ends and when the soul of a nation long suppressed finds utterance. – Jawaharlal Nehru

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Age