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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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What we anticipate seldom occurs, what we least expected generally happens. – Benjamin Disraeli

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I would not anticipate the relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any misery, before it actually arrives. – Anon.

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For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much — if he lives and uses that in hand day by day — shall be full to running over. – Edgar Cayce

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Good is not good, when better is expected. – Thomas Fuller

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I was raised Catholic, but my fathers people were Methodist, so we went to both churches. – Aaron Neville

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Food is meant to be used as fuel for our bodies. If youre using it for any other reasons, take a step back and ask yourself, Whats up. – Jennifer Hudson

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