His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen