What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? – Bill Maher
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I dont need. – Bill Maher
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I dont know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, Ive got one question: What color is the red phone? – Bill Maher