What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher
Suicide is mans way of telling God, You cant fire me – I quit. – Bill Maher

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher
Suicide is mans way of telling God, You cant fire me – I quit. – Bill Maher
Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the will of the people goes out the window. – Bill Maher
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I dont know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, Ive got one question: What color is the red phone? – Bill Maher