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Women are like elephants. I like to look at em, but I wouldnt want

Women are like elephants. I like to look at em, but I wouldnt want to own one. – W. C. Fields

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She belongs to a race of delightful women, who never do any harm, whom everybody calls good, and who are very severe on those who do not pretend to be good. – Gilbert Parker

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I will say that the idea of a woman being deceptive came from that original discussion with critics and reporters about if woman could do that kind of thing. Evelyn, herself, grew out of the discussions about how capable women are of deceit and lying and manipulation. – Neil LaBute

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The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. – Elizabeth Metcalf

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The most mediocre of males feels himself a demigod as compared with women. – Simone de Beauvoir

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