Quote by Adam Carolla
I think were getting to the point where everyones getting fat and

I think were getting to the point where everyones getting fat and everyones getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people cant walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. – Adam Carolla

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No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that wont start. – Larry McMurtry

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I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing – whenever Im singing to the radio – my friends kind of hate it – but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and Im singing the harmonies to the tracks and Im jamming it out. – Paul McDonald

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