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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Dogs
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Computers
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Keep in mind that there are computers, that do touch things up. Like when I got a hold of the poster for Gold Diggers, I said: Hey, wait a minute! Those arent my teeth! – Anna Chlumsky

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Computers

At the dictation of a mathematician, it will solve in a matter of hours equations never before solved because of their intricacy and the enormous time and personnel which would be required to work them out on ordinary office calculators. – Anon.

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Computers

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. – Ken Olsen

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Computers

Silicon Valley is like a person running around in front of a steamroller. You can outrun the steamroller on any given day. But if you ever sit down you get squashed. – Bob Boschert

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Computers

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Its always sad if anybody you know has a personal problem. – Lee Child

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sad

I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different. – T. S. Eliot

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Death

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, or not to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. – Buddha

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Live Now

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it – and sometimes three. – Heraclitus

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wedding