The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry