The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry