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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry

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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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If you cant beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. – Anon.

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Software is slowing faster than hardware is accelerating. – Martin Reiser, quoted by Nicklaus Wirth, 1995, which spawned "Grove giveth,

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My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing. – Author Unknown

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I have three brothers and theyre all into computers. Theyre all intellects. My mother would pay me a quarter a page to read a book and I couldnt make 50 cents. I just couldnt do it. – Josh Holloway

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Seek not to know who said this or that, but take note of what has been said. – Thomas à Kempis, The Imitation of Christ, translated from Latin

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