A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. – Helen Rowland
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. – Helen Rowland

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. – Helen Rowland
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. – Helen Rowland
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. – Helen Rowland