Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben