Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. – Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben
People often become scholars for the same reason they become soldiers: simply because they are unfit for any other station. Their right hand has to earn them a livelihood; one might say they lie down like bears in winter and seek sustenance from their paws. – G. C. (Georg Christoph) Lichtenberg