Quote by Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up

Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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Home
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

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Election Day
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Ive always been about less government. – Kelly Clarkson

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Government

Here is my first principle of foreign policy: good government at home. – William Ewart Gladstone

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Government

The basis of our political system is the right of the people to make and to alter their constitutions of government. – George Washington

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Government

For a country to have a great writer is like having a second government. That is why no regime has ever loved great writers, only minor ones. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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Government

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Whether or not the world would be vastly benefited by a total banishment from it of all intoxicating drinks seems not now an open question. Three-fourths of mankind confess the affirmative with their tongues, and I believe all the rest acknowledge it in their hearts. – Abraham Lincoln

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Drinking

The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. – Author Unknown

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