Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. – Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. – Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben
Well, again, a gun sale database is just trying to get the Department of Justice to keep track of the guns that theyre purchasing and supplying to drug dealers and murderers. I mean, wow. Come on, lets get the government under control before we start restricting the rights of – innocent citizens. – John Mica