Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben
Dont think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. – Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben
Dont think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. – Robert Orben
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben
I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben