Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben