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Quote by Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the ric

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Robert Orben
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Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben

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Government
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Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together. – Ray Bradbury

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Morning

When you were a volunteer for the Bush-Cheney campaign, you came in the morning you had a supervisor who gave you a list of calls to make and a time to do it in. – Ed Gillespie

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Morning

I didnt know that I could do a talk show. I didnt know that we could bring variety to daytime. I didnt know that people wanted to see singing, and dancing and comedy in the morning. – Wayne Brady

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Morning

We climbed the stairs to the third floor, where Osama bin Laden died early in the morning of May 2, 2011. – Peter L. Bergen

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Morning

Random Quotes

Think of submitting our measure to the advice of politicians! I would as soon submit the subject of the equality of a goose to a fox. – Anna Howard Shaw

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Equality

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. – Andre Gide

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Travel

I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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Business

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. Ive made lots of money making fun of me. – Glenn Beck

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Money