Quote by Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the ric

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

Category:
Humor
Read Quote

Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben

Category:
Government
Read Quote

Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

Category:
Food
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Morning
category

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend – or a meaningful day. – Dalai Lama

Category:
Morning

Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up. – Jack LaLanne

Category:
Morning

As an actor, its more interesting to play a nerd than anything else. Its a lot more fun – you dont worry about whats my hair like? in the morning or which is my great angle? – Nicholas Brendon

Category:
Morning

I was a government employee in the morning and a writer in the evening. – Naguib Mahfouz

Category:
Morning

Random Quotes

You do the right thing even if it makes you feel bad. The purpose of life is not to be happy but to be worthy of happiness. – Tracy Kidder

Category:
Happiness

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each others children. – Jimmy Carter

Category:
Peace

Without forgiveness life is governed by… an endless cycle of resentment and retaliation. – Roberto Assagioli

Category:
Forgiveness

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often – just to save it from drying out completely. – Pam Brown

Category:
Letters