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Quote by Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the ric

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Robert Orben
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

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Election Day
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Robert Orben
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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny
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Morning
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Whats the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadnt. – Steven Patrick Morrissey

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Morning

The results of this survey are shocking and should be a wake-up call to men and women that drinking and smoking too much not only gives you a bad headache in the morning but can affect your ability to start a family. – Ann Robinson

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Morning

What inspires you, what excites you when you wake up in the morning? – Jennifer Aniston

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Morning

The reporting I did was mostly entertainment or lifestyle. I took a very different approach than most reporters. I approached it more casually than you would think a reporter would. Now Im a morning radio personality, and radio is really casual. – Eleanor Mondale

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Morning

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A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. – Joseph Hall

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Reputation

The Taxi Ride, from my second album, is one people want to hear a lot. Im consciously trying to walk on the sunny side of the street, to really lift myself into a place of greater positivity, and thats a sad song. – Jane Siberry

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sad

In some movies you feel like youre a very small part of a huge machine. Whereas in the theater you can have a very small part, but you can still feel the weight and the gravity of it. Given the nature of theater, its a more concentrated and quiet experience. – Minnie Driver

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Experience

There is nothing inherently fair about equalizing incomes. If the government penalizes you for working harder than somebody else, that is unfair. If you save your money but retire with the same pension as a free-spending neighbor, that is also unfair. – Arthur C. Brooks

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Government