Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. – Robert Orben
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes its filled with wisdom. Sometimes its filled with feet. – Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben