Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. – Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
And so, Reader, (for it is time to have done with guessing) would I bid you conquer in your warfare against your four great enemies, the world, the devil, the flesh, and above all, that obstinate and perverse self-will, unaided by which the other three would be comparatively powerless. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers