Quote by David Letterman
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, Ive got a doctor with me 24 hours a day. Yeah, thats always the sign of a man in good health, isnt it? – David Letterman

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