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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. – Colin Mochrie

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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When were improvising, Im with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I dont have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. – Colin Mochrie

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Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather. – Ilka Chase

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One of the hardest things for me, now that Im famous, is finding people who can read my stuff and give me an honest critique. – Ken Follet

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Sometimes youre famous before youre good. – Maggie Q

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Quite frankly, I didnt become an actor to become a movie star. I have never dreamed about being the most famous person on the planet. I just want to do really good work. – Anne Hathaway

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Let it ever be remembered that genuine faith in Christ will ever be productive of good works for this faith worketh by love, as the apostle says, and love to God always produces obedience to his holy laws. – Adam Clarke

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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

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