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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. – Colin Mochrie

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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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funny
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Colin Mochrie
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When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When were improvising, Im with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I dont have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. – Colin Mochrie

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Trust
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We need to teach our kids, because there is such a celebrity culture at the moment, that however rich you are, however famous you are, however glamorous you are, everyone has to live by the same rules. – Nick Clegg

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You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if youre famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you. – Usain Bolt

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famous

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. Hes just famous for his sound. – David Lee Roth

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famous

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago. – Julian Clary

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I am convinced we shall succeed. I have faith in this country, because I have faith in its people. – Horst Koehler

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When we are not sure, we are alive. – Graham Greene

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Affliction, like the iron-smith, shapes as it smites. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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The feel and beauty of finely crafted wood – the refreshing smell of your workshop – the absorbing joy of cutting and joining that makes the hours race by – These are the reasons you love woodworking. – Jack Neff, Make Your Woodworking Pay for Itself, 1996

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