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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. – Colin Mochrie

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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When were improvising, Im with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I dont have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. – Colin Mochrie

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Trust
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Why does anybody want to be famous? You know whats important to me? Having lunch! Pasta! Seeing my friends! Is that so crazy? – Sherry Stringfield

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The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, Im going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America. – John McCain

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famous

They eat the dainty food of famous chefs with the same pleasure with which they devour gross peasant dishes, mostly composed of garlic and tomatoes, or fishermans octopus and shrimps, fried in heavily scented olive oil on a little deserted beach. – Luigi Barzini

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Its always a little mind-boggling to realize that these famous actors know who I am. – Emily Blunt

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History and experience tell us that moral progress comes not in comfortable and complacent times, but out of trial and confusion. – Gerald R. Ford

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The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didnt mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it. – Johnny Depp

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Its all about the money. – Joseph Jackson

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Assuredly, Loving Souls, you should go to God with all humility and respect, humbling yourselves in His presence, especially when you remember your past ingratitude and sins. – Alphonsus Liguori

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