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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. – Colin Mochrie

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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When were improvising, Im with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I dont have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. – Colin Mochrie

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Celebrity, to me, is not a thing to seek. – Aidan Quinn

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I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell, I dont know why anyone would want to be famous. I cant imagine what need that would fill. – Jessica Cutler

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Id probably be famous now if I wasnt such a good waitress. – Jane Siberry

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We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emos, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if Im finally gonna die onstage, thats where its going to be! – Alan Vega

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The politician is like an acrobat : he keeps his balance By saying the opposite of what he does. – Barres

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You win some, lose some, and wreck some. – Dale Earnhardt

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