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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested toda

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. – Colin Mochrie

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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When were improvising, Im with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I dont have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. – Colin Mochrie

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I imagined being a famous writer would be like being like Jane Austen. – J. K. Rowling

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I dont have any expectations as an actor and being rich and famous is not my driving force. – James Darcy

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There are a lot of good things about being famous but there are a few not so good things too. – Sharon Stone

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You know, Im a television personality. Its not like Im a famous hooker or something! – Brett Somers

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