The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone
I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone
I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone
I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone