Quote by Paula Poundstone
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, i

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny
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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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I cant turn on the television without seeing me, or open the newspaper without seeing me and, honestly, Im sick to death of me. – Elizabeth Edwards

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Death always comes too early or too late. – English Proverb

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Death is softer by far than tyranny. – Aeschylus

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Cause at the end of the day, honestly, at the end of the day when youre in your death bed and thats it, I think its the relationships youve had and the people that youve touched and the people that have touched you that matter. – Julie Benz

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