Quote by Paula Poundstone
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, i

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats
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Death
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He who is obsessed by death is made guilty by it. – Elias Canetti

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Death

The day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying. – Jean Cocteau

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Death

There are certain people that are marked for death. I have my little list of those that treated me unfairly. – Jennifer Lopez

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Death

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. – Attributed to George Carlin

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Im learning something all the time. Thats the way I want it to go, and thats the way Ill go until I am no longer on this planet. – Doris Roberts

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