Quote by Paula Poundstone
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, i

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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Judged by the law of England, I know this crime entails upon me the penalty of death but the history of Ireland explains that crime and justifies it. – Thomas Francis Meagher

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All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life. – Thomas Mann

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I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain

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Death is a delightful hiding place for weary men. – Herodotus

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Its been real weird. It wasnt how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly pertaining to the show. It never crossed my mind that one day Im gonna be big and famous and have my own TV show, you know? – Jack Osbourne

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