Quote by Paula Poundstone
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, i

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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I feel monotony and death to be almost the same. – Charlotte Bronte

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I thank my God for graciously granting me the opportunity of learning that death is the key which unlocks the door to our true happiness. – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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