Quote by Paula Poundstone
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, i

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats
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I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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Communism possesses a language which every people can understand – its elements are hunger, envy, and death. – Heinrich Heine

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As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just dont know what tomorrows going to bring. – Hulk Hogan

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Death

The U.S. couldnt even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. Theyll be killing each other again in less than a year. Im sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits. – Bill Gates

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Death

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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Death

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None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone. – Thomas Carlyle

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The making of a picture ought surely to be a rather fascinating adventure. It is not; it is an endless contention of tawdry egos, some of them powerful, almost all of them vociferous, and almost none of them capable of anything much more creative than credit-stealing and self-promotion. – Raymond Chandler

The great social adventure of America is no longer the conquest of the wilderness but the absorption of fifty different peoples. – Walter Lippman

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I could be happy doing something like architecture. It would involve another couple of years of graduate school, but thats what I studied in college. Thats what I always wanted to do. – Parker Stevenson

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