Quote by Paula Poundstone
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, i

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny
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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
Death
category

Science without conscience is the death of the soul. – Francois Rabelais

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Death

The approach of death certainly concentrates the mind. – A. N. Wilson

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Death

Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live. – Henry Van Dyke

Category:
Death

The human consciousness is really homogeneous. There is no complete forgetting, even in death. – David Herbert Lawrence

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Death

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The President regards the Japanese as a brave people but courage, though useful in time of war, is subordinate to knowledge of arts hence, courage without such knowledge is not to be highly esteemed. – Townsend Harris

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A few years back, when my style was punk grandma, I picked up an amazing pair of sandals – orthopaedic ones, with really thick soles. Ive given them away to a friend now, because these days my look is more 1980s substitute teacher gone wild. – Beth Ditto

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amazing

I have a lot of younger fans, obviously the choices I make often influence them. But having said that, its kind of the best motivation in the world to stay positive and make good choices. – James Maslow

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positive