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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, i

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats
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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
Death
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No matter how prepared you think you are for the death of a loved one, it still comes as a shock, and it still hurts very deeply. – Billy Graham

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Death

I rely on guns for protection in life. God does not say, This is la-la land. God doesnt say, Welcome to Earth. Everythings perfect. Theres no crime. Theres no murder. Theres no death. The world is imperfect, and you have to be on guard. – Luke Scott

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Death

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. – Susan Ertz, Anger in the Sky

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Death

The kingdom of Heaven is a condition of the heart – not something that comes upon the earth or after death. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Death

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What you know about the people whom you know at all well is truly amazing, even though you have never formulated it. – Harry Stack Sullivan

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You want to run out in front, prepare to be tripped from behind. – S.A. Sachs

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I dont think my principles change. I think the way in which you apply those principles to modern society changes. – William Hague

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Change

Just what future the Designer of the universe has provided for the souls of men I do not know, I cannot prove. But I find that the whole order of Nature confirms my confidence that, if it is not like our noblest hopes and dreams, it will transcend them. – Henry Norris Russell

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