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Quote by Jack Handey
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. – Jack Handey

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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? – Jack Handey

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Alcohol
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As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. – Jack Handey

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Fishing
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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There are rich counsels in the trees. – Herbert P. Horne

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The tree which moves some to tears of joy is in the eyes of others only a green thing which stands in their way. – William Blake

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A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible. – Welsh Proverb

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Save a tree. Eat a beaver. – Author Unknown

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One must know oneself. If this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better. – Blaise Pascal

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I get up at 4:30 in the morning, seven days a week, no matter where I am in the world. – Bob Iger

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The two offices of memory are collection and distribution. – Samuel Johnson

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The lesson of history is rarely learned by the actors themselves. – James A. Garfield

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