Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben
We cant understand when were pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time – like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children. – Anne Lamott