Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben
I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
Just as the Security Council was largely irrelevant to the great struggle of the last half of the twentieth century – freedom against Communism – so too it is largely on the sidelines in our contemporary struggles against international terrorism and the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. – John Bolton