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Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it. – Jeff Ross

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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funny
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Jeff Ross
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Ive actually tried to roast somebody that I dont like, and it doesnt go well. Either theyre a bad sport or Im not as funny as I could be. – Jeff Ross

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funny
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Jeff Ross
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Im a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley. – Jeff Ross

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Jesting is often only indigence of intellect. – Jean De La Bruyere

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I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor. – Scott Thompson

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Humor does not diminish the pain – it makes the space around it get bigger. – Allen Klein

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