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Quote by Bill Bryson
There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone

There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted — stay up all night or eat ice cream straight out of the container. – Bill Bryson

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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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Age
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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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It seems sensible to me that we should look to the medical profession, that over the centuries has helped us to live longer and healthier lives, to help us die peacefully among our loved ones in our own home without a long stay in Gods waiting room. – Terry Pratchett

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Im going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but Im going home right now. – Benjamin Day

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Home

When I go on the plane to fly home, Im literally capable of forgetting what I do for a job. That also comes about because I choose to take massive breaks between projects, and because I choose to do this ridiculous thing of keeping home, home. – Eric Bana

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Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. – Frank Dane

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My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything… like stray cats and squirrels. – Eric Roberts

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Live and work but do not forget to play, to have fun in life and really enjoy it. – Eileen Caddy

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I dont watch a huge amount of telly. I read a lot. Im reading at the moment Freedom, by Jonathan Franzen, a great big brick of a book, and Im loving it. – Nick Clegg

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15 minutes a day! Give me just this and Ill prove I can make you a new man. – Charles Atlas

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