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Quote by Bill Bryson
There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone

There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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I cook all my meals at home. – Jennifer Hudson

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Now, I know there are many Americans who say, Get out of Afghanistan. Bring em all home. And there are others who say, Put in hundreds of thousands of more. – Hillary Clinton

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Home is where the heart can laugh without shyness. Home is where the heart’s tears can dry at their own pace. – Vernon Baker

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A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is a vagabond. – Oliver Goldsmith

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