There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson
I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson
For those who have come here illegally, they might have a transition time to allow them to set their affairs in order. And then go back home and get in line with everybody else. And if they get in line and they apply to become a citizen and get a green card, they will be treated like everybody else. – Mitt Romney