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Quote by Bill Bryson
There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone

There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted — stay up all night or eat ice cream straight out of the container. – Bill Bryson

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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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At home in Victoria, we have three dogs, Tosh and Lucy, theyre half Blue Heelers, and then theres Torrin a little Maltese terrier. She gets more attention in the house than anyone else! Yes, I miss them a lot. – Chris Hemsworth

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I practice yoga at home to a TV show called Inhale, taught by Steve Ross. I figured that if the people on the show could stretch that deep then I could too. I ended up pulling my hip flexor. But thats how I met my husband. Paul was the physical therapist my coach called to meet with me after hours. – Danica Patrick

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Im still a kid. Im like six years old. But its just a matter of wanting to get up, its just a big journey. I felt like when I left home that I was on a journey, and I still am. – Heath Ledger

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Marrying a man is like buying something youve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesnt always go with everything else in the house. – Jean Kerr

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