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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone

There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted — stay up all night or eat ice cream straight out of the container. – Bill Bryson

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I had to learn to dance for The Adjustment Bureau and it was nearly impossible. I turned up with my knees knocking in my leotard and went home and cried my eyes out. – Emily Blunt

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Its simple: You get a part. You play a part. You play it well. You do your work and you go home. And what is wonderful about movies is that once theyre done, they belong to the people. Once you make it, its what they see. Thats where my head is at. – Denzel Washington

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When we started the show, Dallas was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JRs home town. – Larry Hagman

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Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas

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