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It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. – Cynthia E. Varnado

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Although all cat games have their rules and rituals, these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course, never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue. – Sidney Denham

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If a cat spoke, it would say things like Hey, I dont see the problem here. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. – John Weitz

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A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. – Joseph Epstein

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