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Quote by Albert Brooks
Ive been to many funerals of funny people, and theyre some of the

Ive been to many funerals of funny people, and theyre some of the funniest days youll ever have, because the emotions run high. – Albert Brooks

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Ive done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didnt take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didnt take off. – Albert Brooks

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I had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when youre younger, you keep thinking you can fix things. Thats what people do. And you cant really fix anything. It shouldnt be a massive difficult thing every day. Lifes difficult enough. – Albert Brooks

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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

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