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Ive been to many funerals of funny people, and theyre some of the

Ive been to many funerals of funny people, and theyre some of the funniest days youll ever have, because the emotions run high. – Albert Brooks

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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money. – Albert Brooks

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Listen, there are some movies that are set in stone and the writer or the director does not want to change, but Ive never worked on a movie, including my own, that didnt take advantage of a rehearsal process. – Albert Brooks

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