Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it. – Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it. – Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain