Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isnt. – Mark Twain
In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain
It is against stupidity in every shape and form that we have to wage our eternal battle. But how can we wonder at the want of sense on the part of those who have had no advantages, when we see such plentiful absence of that commodity on the part of those who have had all the advantages? – William Booth