The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. – Mark Twain
Oh, I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness. You went to the movies then, you saw two movies and a short. When Mickey Mouse came on the screen and there was his big head, my sister said she had to hold onto me. I went berserk. – Maurice Sendak