Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain