Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain