Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain