Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain