Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain
Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals continued our course in the morning and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there. – Christopher Columbus