Quote by Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a libra

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

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It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. – Raymond Chandler

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The hair is the richest ornament of women. – Martin Luther

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By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy. – George Bancroft

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Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. – Kahlil Gibran

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