Quote by Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a libra

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. – Lily Tomlin

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Gray hair is a blessing — ask any bald man. – Author Unknown

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Beauty draws us with a single hair. – Alexander Pope

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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. – Martial

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Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. – Kahlil Gibran

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Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparations. – Jane Austen

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Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the misers passion, not the thief s. – William Blake

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You have to first be a writer and somebody who loves to write. If I couldnt travel, I would still write. – Tim Cahill

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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