Quote by Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a libra

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

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Gentlemen prefer blondes… but gentlemen marry brunettes. – Anita Loos

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Hair is vitally personal to children. They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality. – Charles Chaplin, My Autobiography, 1964

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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. – Author Unknown

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It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. – Raymond Chandler

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People who dont know how to keep themselves healthy ought to have the decency to get themselves buried, and not waste time about it. – Henrik Ibsen

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We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people. – Martin Luther King,Jr.