Quote by Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the lib

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? – Lily Tomlin

Other quotes by Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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God
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Other Quotes from
Beauty
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Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts. – Serge Gainsbourg

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Beauty

Hold fast to youth and beauty. – Elizabeth Arden

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Beauty

I dont need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman. – Courtney Love

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Beauty

Stories arent the beauty of what did happen. Theyre the beauty of what could happen. – Brad Meltzer

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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you – Fran Lebowitz

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Eggs

I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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He who loves, flies, runs, and rejoices he is free and nothing holds him back. – Henri Matisse

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